Lets not beat around the bush. In my opinion, there are only two things to do at night in Las Vegas; Clubbing or Strip Clubs. Vegas is full of really good dance clubs. I have been to all the major ones. The only ones I feel that are worth going to are listed below. Each club plays a variety of music. It all depends on what you want to dance to.
      As far as the strip clubs are concerned, thats a different story. Again, I have been to all the major strip clubs in Las Vegas. I feel the need to be a little more personal with my recommendations because any of you warriors out there know that going to a bad strip club can ruin the rest of the night. Listed below are my favorites. Each has my review and the pros and cons that go along with each establishment.
      So sit back and enjoy my personal review of nightlife in Las Vegas. If any of you disagree or would like to lobby for a specific club that is not listed, please email......Jagoffmaster


Back To The Nightclubs!!!




Cheetah's 2112 Western Ave.
Las Vegas, Nv. 89106
702-384-0074
Comments:    Cheetah's is a great club to go to. The girls are really nice. Lap dances are fairly inexpensive. $10 on the main floor and $20 in the private lounges. Plus, have to love this place for the mere fact it was in Showgirls!!!!


Club Paradise 4416 Paradise Rd.
Las Vegas, Nv. 89109
702-734-7990
Comments:    This place is O.K. I wasn't really a big fan of it the first time I went. Probably wasn't drunk enough. Anyways, in this place the girls dance to themes. Example, one girl danced to the Conan theme song dressed in one of those warrior outfits covered with animal skins. Kinda Kinky. Check it out.


Crazy Horse Too 2476 Industrial Road
Las Vegas, Nv. 89113
702-382-8003
Comments:    This place plays the best music out of all of them. Personally, the club is too dark. I like to see who I'm throwing my money away on. Some of the girls hide their cottage cheese thighs this way. The way they have the seats arranged makes hard to walk around. They have built an addition to the club so the space might be a little better. Check it out!!


Olympic Gardens 1531 Las Vegas Blvd.
Las Vegas, Nv. 89116
702-385-8987
Comments:    What can I say about this place. If there is one place that is a must see in Vegas its this place. I first went right after I turned 21yrs old and I have been a regular customer since. The girls are generally nice. Sometimes they get a bad crop in there, but it usually takes about 3-4 months to filter them out. This place blows all the others away. My suggestion, bring a couple "C" notes...get there early....and chill in a booth. After that....sit back and enjoy.